Jerking the Dog Off to Feed the Cat

1. For some reason, i'm just really creeped out by the thought/action of masturbating in front of animals. Like my cat for instance, I feel weird jerking it in front of her so I physically have to remove her from my room whenever I wanna get off. But it's not just cats either, it's also dogs. I remember when I was still living with my parents in my teens, we had a dog that insisted on sleeping on my bedroom floor at night. I noticed when I would start to jerk off, he would just lay there with his down on his paws and kinda stare & whimper at me which I found... off putting.. to say the least. Maybe it's just me but I don't know. Am I alone here or what?

3. this is why I don't own a parrot anymore.....little fucker would tell the whole house every time I tried to rub one out

5. Its awkward i think...mainly because they are just so innocent sitting there...it just feels like doing it in front of your kids or something lol so yea, just not something i prefer.

7. Yea no good they can't be in the room what's worse than masturbating in front of a pet is when your in the moment with your girl and u feal a cold nose touch your ass total boner kill

9. lol that would kill my boner in a second and my boners are typically like the terminator!

11. What's bad is I head butted her when I jumped and no wone wins when it comes to a head but

13. LOL not at all. Our dog watches us both masturbate often. Me on my own even more often. I just pretend the dog isnt there!

15. When I had hamsters, I didn't think twice about doin it, they don't pay attention to you at all XD but when I got my cat it was awkward. She liked to sleep in between my legs too, so it took a while before I was comfortable finding a good position to masturbate. Every since then I've found ways to get off without my pets watching. I've never had a dog though.

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    Tom1 Member

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    You guys have made me smile.. . Especially the cold nose and the headbutt lol.

    Im the same... pet free zone when its going down. Cant be doing with the eyes of my cat just staring looking at me like im pathetic lol.

19. Yeah I lock the dog out when I go for it.

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    creampie00 If you can't DODGE it....RAM it!

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    That's exactly how I feel about it. My kitty cat would look up at me with his sad little eyes and it KILLED my horniness.

23. I remember when the question came up on some TV panel show, and one of the celebs replied that he even covered the goldfish whenever he was having sex.

25. I go back and forth between "They can tell" and "They can't tell." I'll usually just go to a different place in the room. Which is probably more insulting to them than the masturbation in the first place.

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    Sparky Paul Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dogs have to go someplace else during sex or masturbation...cant be in the room...

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    monkjr Senior Member

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    Oh no animals with a certain level of brain development know what's going on.

    They can smell the change in pheromones and increase in sweat glands during arousal and it peaks their interests.

    But I think if one's pet is a pervert or prude really depends on their personality. I've heard of pets like fleeing a room as well as trying to enter it if something intimate is going down.

    Goldfish and lower intellectual pets like rodents would not know what's going on and probably not care.

    But that parrot and headbutt story is halarious and I can definitely see that happening.

31. Back when I was 14 or 15 I was self pleasuring in my room getting into...till I had a wet nose go into my crotch lol

35. lol. My dog licks her ass with me in the room, so I hardly feel guilty masturbating in front of her

39. Nothing like a cold nose to the ass on the down stroke.LOL

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